Please enjoy these videos of Lindsay Lohan doing bizarre dance moves in Mykonos

I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m not a dancer. I’m not a singer either, but that’s beside the point. I’m at an age where I have zero interest in dancing at the club or trying to casually bust a move. I’m not that person. Even when I did try to dance, back in the day, it was usually because I was pretty drunk. So I recognize that look in other people, that realization of “oh, she’s trying to bust a move but mostly she’s trying not to fall over because she’s already had seven tequila shots.” That’s how I viewed this viral video of Lindsay Lohan “dancing” at her club – CLUB LOHAN – in Mykonos. Watch and enjoy:

Lindsay Lohan dancing in Mykonos > Theresa May dancing in South Africa pic.twitter.com/klIrlOQumh

— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) August 31, 2018

And here she is dancing to one of her own songs?

lindsay lohan dancing to her own song in Mykonos is the only thing i care about today pic.twitter.com/5FdKf41qCe

— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 2, 2018

The first video is the one that went viral, with people overlaying different songs to Lindsay’s sick dance moves, and Busy Phillips even trying to imitate Lohan’s dance moves. While I get that it’s funny, I also don’t think Lindsay’s moves are completely terrible? I mean, she’s obviously drunk or high, because you can see at one point she has to steady herself on the table behind her. For a drunk person, she’s doing her thing and it’s more coordinated than any effort I could make while sober. Mostly, I think it’s funny because of the combination of all the factors: Lindsay looking a Golden Girl in her silver jumpsuit, Lindsay dancing like a Golden Girl, and the weird not-really-a-dance-move that Lohan is attempting. It’s all just so… strange.

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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